It's all part of The Plan, ya'see....

...ah yes. My blogging schedule (timed to perfection - one post per month) is all part of my nefarious plan to deprive you's loyal fans of my endless wit and insufferable charm. See, now that you've had a taste, you want more. And more, and more.

I am the pimp daddy, and you are my drug ho's. Your battered, street-worn soul is mine!!!!

(ahem)

Allright. I admit it. I've been lax as all hell about keeping up with my blog. There's no excuse. I apologize for those who depend on this thing for a daily shot of metaphorical seratonin. There's just so much to catch up on!

Here's the plan. From now on, each subsequent post will deal with major Wilson a.k.a. Your Pimp Daddy ( a.k.a. Y.P. Daddy a.k.a. Y.P My Pants ) life events in chronological order. Happy? I am too.

First up: The Week From Hell That Froze Over, otherwise known as my Canadian snowboarding trip.