4th Podcast!

Trust me, the fact that this audio monologue contains no rapping is a very, very good thing.

In other news, my final semester at Rutgers is coming to a close, and after so long, I can start to see the finish line. It will have taken me, oh...what...only 7 years to complete my degree? I find myself spending all too much time wondering how my life would have turned out if I had maturity, and frankly, the balls to finish college on time.

But it is what it is (a phrase I find myself saying all too often lately), and yes, I know, I am still a dashing 25 years old, with many years of life experience ahead of me. The proper notion would be to not spend any more time dwelling on the past, and certainly feeling a bit sorry for oneself is counterproductive, but please. Admit it. Regret can be a vile monkey on your back, at one time bowing your shoulders under its weight, and at other times useful in reaffirming the person you want to be. You just can't help but feed it a banana from time to time.

Except for those monkeys with the red buttcheeks. Fucking things.