A few observations made after watching the first two seasons of 24:
1. Never, ever, live in LA.
2. Trust no one. Don't be surprised when it turns out your mom is a terrorist in the 4th hour.
3. If a fairly attractive black woman is sent from division to check on your ass at CTU, 10 bucks says she wants your job. You are forewarned.
4. Everyone at CTU is an IT expert. "Socket-talk" is the new "Trekkie-babble".
5. Speaking of which, if you're female, homely, and specialize in IT, don't work for CTU. Just trust me on this.
6. It is no small bit of irony that at any given time, there is at least one terrorist working inside of CTU posing as an employee. Osama bin Laden could walk right in and people would ask him if he brought the donuts for breakfast.
